Ok, so, I was basking in the sun, having a great time, about to get i my pool, when I looked over my shoulder and saw this bird, staring at me! i was like, hey! this is PRIVATE PROPERTY!!! and he just went tweet tweet! I really didn't want him looking at me swimming,so i was like, well, if he won't listen to me, it's time to bring out the big guns. BIRD -B -GONE: PROVEN TO GET RID OF ALL YOUR PESTY BIRDS! NOTICE: KEEP AWAY FROM CAT FUR. Well, I didn't see the notice part. Let's just say, I'm hairless now.
